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Gotta Love Twitter!
06-13-2011, 05:38 PM
Post: #1
Gotta Love Twitter!
Quote:You can lead a conservative to water, but he'll want to privatize it and let everyone else die of thirst.

Quote:Tonight on CNN, a bunch of people will talk about how stupid and useless Government is and how they want to be the leader of it.

Quote:100 minutes to go until the best comedy show on television: The GOP debate, starring Snow White @MicheleBachmann and the 7 Morphs.

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Gotta Love Twitter! #1 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 05:38 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #2 - azmouse - 06-13-2011, 05:50 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #3 - There Is No Spoon - 06-13-2011, 06:04 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #4 - SeattleGirl - 06-13-2011, 06:10 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #5 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 06:17 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #13 - RoyGBiv - 06-13-2011, 07:03 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #6 - azmouse - 06-13-2011, 06:27 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #7 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 06:42 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #8 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 06:45 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #21 - jaxx - 06-13-2011, 08:47 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #25 - Cha - 06-14-2011, 12:01 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #9 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 06:50 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #10 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 06:52 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #14 - RoyGBiv - 06-13-2011, 07:05 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #11 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 06:56 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #12 - RoyGBiv - 06-13-2011, 07:02 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #15 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 07:22 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #16 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 07:24 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #17 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 07:33 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #18 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 07:37 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #19 - SeattleGirl - 06-13-2011, 08:07 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #20 - Born_A_Truman - 06-13-2011, 08:23 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #22 - KonaKane - 06-13-2011, 09:17 PM
Here's one #23 - TheNewMe - 06-13-2011, 09:39 PM
RE: Gotta Love Twitter! #24 - nofurylike - 06-14-2011, 02:14 AM
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06-13-2011, 05:50 PM
Post: #2
RE: Gotta Love Twitter!
That is pretty funny! roflmao

Lots of good humor in America.

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06-13-2011, 06:04 PM
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RE: Gotta Love Twitter!
I read a ton of excellent one liners on Twitter. I wish there was a button that I could push to post the really good ones here.

Confirmed, Fox "news" makes you stupid

The ones you are noticing are more terrified than anything else. They are lashing out because they are comfortable; and to acknowledge what is happening is a threat to that comfort. Ignore them, for they are not the voices that will rise in the coming days, months and years. They are not the voices of our collected humanity. They are the old voices of fear and impotence. - Anonymous
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06-13-2011, 06:10 PM
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RE: Gotta Love Twitter!
LOL! Great stuff! roflmao

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06-13-2011, 06:17 PM
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RE: Gotta Love Twitter!
Ezra Klein (Twitter)
Quote:By my count, this stage has parented between 40-50 kids and delivered 4,000 babies. And 28 million bad pizzas.

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06-13-2011, 07:03 PM
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(06-13-2011 06:17 PM)Born_A_Truman Wrote:  Ezra Klein (Twitter)
Quote:By my count, this stage has parented between 40-50 kids and delivered 4,000 babies. And 28 million bad pizzas.

How many brain cells?

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06-13-2011, 06:27 PM
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RE: Gotta Love Twitter!
[Image: smiley-laughing013.gif] Keep 'em coming!

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06-13-2011, 06:42 PM
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Jeremy Jewitt (Twitter)
Quote:If Herman Cain gets asked "Tupac or Biggie?", I'm turning off the tv.

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06-13-2011, 06:45 PM
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AngryBlackLady
Quote:"Clusterfuck, party of 7, your table is ready!"

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06-13-2011, 08:47 PM
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(06-13-2011 06:45 PM)Born_A_Truman Wrote:  AngryBlackLady
Quote:"Clusterfuck, party of 7, your table is ready!"

That one made me LOL roflmao

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06-14-2011, 12:01 PM
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(06-13-2011 08:47 PM)jaxx Wrote:  
(06-13-2011 06:45 PM)Born_A_Truman Wrote:  AngryBlackLady
Quote:"Clusterfuck, party of 7, your table is ready!"

That one made me LOL roflmao
She totally has a way with words!roflmao

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06-13-2011, 06:50 PM
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RE: Gotta Love Twitter!
Another one from my favorite AngryBlackLady:
Quote:GOP won't be happy until gov'ment is small enough to shove up Obama's ass. #LetsAllBashObama // FTMFW #p2 #TFY

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06-13-2011, 06:52 PM
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RE: Gotta Love Twitter!
Our own ExtremeLiberal:
Quote:Newt loves fantasizing about what might have been, including Civil War battles, dreaming of the confederacy winning.

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06-13-2011, 07:05 PM
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(06-13-2011 06:52 PM)Born_A_Truman Wrote:  Our own ExtremeLiberal:
Quote:Newt loves fantasizing about what might have been, including Civil War battles, dreaming of the confederacy winning.

That fucker's book was a masterpiece of neo-confederate porn, btw. There's not an unreconstructed rebel in the country who owns it who can separate the pages today.

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06-13-2011, 06:56 PM
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Quote:RON PAUL WANTS TO OPT OUT OF THE MATRIX.
ABL

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06-13-2011, 07:02 PM
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Twitter was invented years and years ago by Henny Youngman. We just didn't realize it.

Some people did know, though. Take my wife.

Please.

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06-13-2011, 07:22 PM
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Sam Seder
Quote: I'm behind- has #CNNDebate asked kill or pillage the poor, yet?

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06-13-2011, 07:24 PM
Post: #16
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Quote:LOL !/RT @BJonthegrid: I believe the best way to raise kids is with a mom, a dad and 27 siblings - Michelle Bachmann

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06-13-2011, 07:33 PM
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Quote:LOLOLOL RT @laloalcaraz: BACHMANN: Life begins at erection.

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06-13-2011, 07:37 PM
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Melissa Harris-Perry
Quote: "Wait a minute mom, is the black guy up there a Republican too?"

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06-13-2011, 08:07 PM
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Pawlenty-Fail. Cain-Fail. Santorum-Fail. Bachmann-not visibly drunk, #CNNDebate

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06-13-2011, 08:23 PM
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(06-13-2011 08:07 PM)Punky Wrote:  Pawlenty-Fail. Cain-Fail. Santorum-Fail. Bachmann-not visibly drunk, #CNNDebate

roflmao roflmao

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06-13-2011, 09:17 PM
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RE: Gotta Love Twitter!
I just spoke with a friend who was trying to watch this thing, but was seized with the uncontrollable urge to work on his bathroom pipes instead.

I know there is a deeper point to that, but I don't have to time to unearth it right now.
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06-13-2011, 09:39 PM (This post was last modified: 06-13-2011 09:44 PM by TheNewMe.)
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Here's one
Quote:"Ed Rollins told Bachmann, term "slaves" is not politically correct if you are running for president, so she now calls them "foster children" "
Quote:This #GOPDebate was so long, Gingrich had two divorces while it was going on. #cnndebate
Quote:"Mitt Romney looked like a zombie who couldn't find any brains onstage to eat."

Cool
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06-14-2011, 02:14 AM
Post: #24
RE: Gotta Love Twitter!
ROFL
omg omg omg, you all are THE BEST!!! Notworthy Notworthy Notworthy

thank you so much for the laughing to tears!!!

i need to save these. perfection. ""Clusterfuck, party of 7, your table is ready!" INDEED!!!

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