Atheists will care for your pets after the Rapture

[Dimwitted Fool]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/05/18/at...gment-day/

WASHINGTON — When judgment day comes -- which some US Christian fundamentalists insist will happen on Saturday -- have you thought about what you're going to do with the family dog and cat?

In 26 US states, you could have them rescued and adopted by enterprising atheists who have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back.

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The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.

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Contracts are good for 10 years, just in case the Mayan calendar prophesy, which predicts the world will end in December next year, comes true.

[Arkana]

I can't wait to hear them try to rationalize it when nothing fucking happens.

[azmouse]

It's not just atheists that think this is a bunch of hooey. Most Christians with half a brain think the rapture is about as looney tunes as it gets.