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**jaxx** · 03-07-2011, 10:27 AM

Today in Iowa, it will feel like the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination has finally begun.

Five prospective GOP presidential hopefuls -- including former House speaker Newt Gingrich, ex-Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty and ex-Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum -- will share their views before the Iowa Faith & Freedom Coalition.

<..> Also attending the event today will be Herman Cain, former CEO of Godfather's Pizza, and former Louisiana governor Buddy Roemer, who are in various stages of testing the waters for presidential bids.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/...al-race-/1

I wish they'd broadcast it, I want to see them acting all pious and prim and proper.
Jerry

**Born_A_Truman** · 03-07-2011, 10:36 AM

Actually, Cain is speaking first. I'd love to see it too. I'm sure it will have lots of video for those future ad campaigns!

***There Is No Spoon*** · 03-07-2011, 12:54 PM

Let's get that right. Wink

***azmouse*** · 03-07-2011, 05:24 PM

I'd call them the three stooges but I don't want insult Moe, Larry, and Curly who were genuine talents and intentionally funny.

**jaxx** · 03-08-2011, 08:55 AM

Did anyone see any reporting on this event? I'd like to know what the nuts had to say.

***There Is No Spoon*** · 03-08-2011, 08:59 AM

(03-08-2011 08:55 AM)jaxx Wrote: Did anyone see any reporting on this event? I'd like to know what the nuts had to say.

Candidate A said something so ludicrous, heads could be heard exploding in the distance. Not to be outdone, Candidate B said something so entirely asinine, Candidate A's head exploded. Seeing the success of Candidate B, Candidate C simply said "I'll turn our government into a fascist dictatorship" - which guaranteed his victory.

**jaxx** · 03-08-2011, 09:04 AM

LOL TINS! I figured that was going to happen.

**Ikonoklast** · 03-08-2011, 08:32 PM

Holy Crap.

And by that I mean, crap spouted off in the name of Gawud.

It was painful.

Sounded like these idjits were at a tent revival instead of a political function.

Newt was the worst, I was surprised he wasn't struck by lightning, the hypocrite.

**jaxx** · 03-08-2011, 09:03 PM

I read that there is another one coming along in a few weeks.....wonder if more of the wannabe's will participate.

**Arkana** · 03-08-2011, 10:18 PM

AKA Grumpy, Dopey, and Rapey the dwarves?