White House scrubs petition to ‘punch Grover Norquist in the dick’

[Willinois]

Of course they had to take it down, but I wish I had seen it first!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/15/wh...-the-dick/

Quote:Following president Barack Obama’s re-election earlier this month, “We the People” petitions became a popular outlet for disaffected Americans, including many who wanted their state to secede from the Union.

Both The Daily Caller and BuzzFeed noted on Wednesday that one petition submitted on Tuesday asked the White House to “allow everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick.”

“Peacefully grant the people of the United States of America to have Grover Norquist be brought forth in chains and put in a public pillory,” the petitioner wrote. “Once Grover Norquist has been secured, anyone who wishes will be allowed to punch him once, and only once, square in the dick.”

[azmouse]

Ok, first let me say I know I shouldn't laugh at this but...

Second, that petition is soooo wrong...

Third...

[There Is No Spoon]

I did see it before it was pulled - damn shame they had to take it down. If there's one man who needs a swift kick in the balls...