My sanitized, PG-rated Romney post-election limerick

[DFW]

There once was a gov’nor named Mitt
Whose hairstyle was one massive hit
Though his coif was appealing
His campaign was revealing
That in truth the man didn’t know…beans

[There Is No Spoon]

Heh - heh - good work.

Now you got me wanting to come up with a silly one.

There once was a spaceman named Willard.
But nothing rhymes with Willard.
Uranus Hertz
Uranus Hertz
Mitt was so full of s***.

[pappy]

(11-08-2012 03:47 PM)There Is No Spoon Wrote:  Heh - heh - good work.

Now you got me wanting to come up with a silly one.

There once was a spaceman named Willard.
But nothing rhymes with Willard.
Uranus Hertz
Uranus Hertz
Mitt was so full of s***.

I need to know what rhymes with "Rafalca". I'm having a brain cramp and coming up with caca.

[DFW]

TINS--never say never:

The once was a spaceman named Willard
Whose houses were all multi-pillared

(Ok, the rest is up to you)

[DFW]

Pappy--

second line:
"Whose favorite Seltzer was Alka"

[pappy]

(11-08-2012 05:58 PM)DFW Wrote:  Pappy--

second line:
"Whose favorite Seltzer was Alka"

Oooo, Ooooo Limerick by committee.

So far we have:

There once was a horse named Rafalca
Whose favorite Seltzer was Alka

Whose got the third line?

[SeattleGirl]

Quote:So far we have:

There once was a horse named Rafalca
Whose favorite Seltzer was Alka

Whose got the third line?

His horse lost its dance
Willard lost his pants

That's my two lines.

Who's got the last one?