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My sanitized, PG-rated Romney post-election limerick
11-08-2012, 03:12 PM
Post: #1
My sanitized, PG-rated Romney post-election limerick
There once was a gov’nor named Mitt
Whose hairstyle was one massive hit
Though his coif was appealing
His campaign was revealing
That in truth the man didn’t know…beans

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11-08-2012, 03:47 PM
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RE: My sanitized, PG-rated Romney post-election limerick
Heh - heh - good work.

Now you got me wanting to come up with a silly one.

There once was a spaceman named Willard.
But nothing rhymes with Willard.
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Mitt was so full of s***.

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11-08-2012, 03:51 PM
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RE: My sanitized, PG-rated Romney post-election limerick
(11-08-2012 03:47 PM)There Is No Spoon Wrote:  Heh - heh - good work.

Now you got me wanting to come up with a silly one.

There once was a spaceman named Willard.
But nothing rhymes with Willard.
Uranus Hertz
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Mitt was so full of s***.

I need to know what rhymes with "Rafalca". I'm having a brain cramp and coming up with caca.

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11-08-2012, 03:57 PM
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RE: My sanitized, PG-rated Romney post-election limerick
TINS--never say never:

The once was a spaceman named Willard
Whose houses were all multi-pillared

(Ok, the rest is up to you)

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11-08-2012, 05:58 PM
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RE: My sanitized, PG-rated Romney post-election limerick
Pappy--

second line:
"Whose favorite Seltzer was Alka"

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11-08-2012, 06:35 PM
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RE: My sanitized, PG-rated Romney post-election limerick
(11-08-2012 05:58 PM)DFW Wrote:  Pappy--

second line:
"Whose favorite Seltzer was Alka"

Oooo, Ooooo Limerick by committee.

So far we have:

There once was a horse named Rafalca
Whose favorite Seltzer was Alka

Whose got the third line?

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11-08-2012, 09:44 PM
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RE: My sanitized, PG-rated Romney post-election limerick
Quote:So far we have:

There once was a horse named Rafalca
Whose favorite Seltzer was Alka

Whose got the third line?

His horse lost its dance
Willard lost his pants

That's my two lines.

Who's got the last one?

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