Vagina! There. I said it!

[azmouse]

Just when you think Republicans can't get any lower in their War Against Women:

Quote:Michigan GOP Spokesman: Female Reps Threw ‘Temper Tantrums’ Over Abortion Bill

A surge of outrage swept the internet yesterday over two female Michigan legislators who were banned from the floor of the House for saying the word “vagina” in a debate over the worst abortion laws in the country.


The term ‘temper tantrum’ is not-so-subtly coded sexist language leveled at women to infantilize them and de-legitimize their points. In an attempt at clarification, the spokesman only reaffirmed that the Michigan House GOP’s position was not only against saying the word ‘vagina,’ but also against letting women talk seriously about political issues.

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/06/...tion-bill/

[pappy]

Listen here missy. You better go check with your husband before talking about things you don't understand. This here is men's business and you don't need to worry yourself over it.

Now go see to the young ones.

[azmouse]

(06-16-2012 03:11 PM)pappy Wrote:  Listen here missy. You better go check with your husband before talking about things you don't understand. This here is men's business and you don't need to worry yourself over it.

Now go see to the young ones.

My husband would have a good laugh at that... trying to keep me from talking about things whether I understand them or not.
But I'd have to say from my 50 years on this earth as a female that one thing I do understand is vaginas.

[OptimistesMaddie]

that they really do not understand the impact of these actions. They are basically discounting the woman vote....The Repugs are going to get even more extreme before November count on it.

[KonaKane]

Interesting times, aren't they. Apparently you can stand in front of the American people in the Congressional chambers, or the people of the world at the UN, and tell a litany of lies to start a criminal war.....but use the word "vagina" and you are banned.

[suzie]

(06-16-2012 03:05 PM)azmouse Wrote:  Just when you think Republicans can't get any lower in their War Against Women:

Quote:Michigan GOP Spokesman: Female Reps Threw ‘Temper Tantrums’ Over Abortion Bill

A surge of outrage swept the internet yesterday over two female Michigan legislators who were banned from the floor of the House for saying the word “vagina” in a debate over the worst abortion laws in the country.


The term ‘temper tantrum’ is not-so-subtly coded sexist language leveled at women to infantilize them and de-legitimize their points. In an attempt at clarification, the spokesman only reaffirmed that the Michigan House GOP’s position was not only against saying the word ‘vagina,’ but also against letting women talk seriously about political issues.

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/06/...tion-bill/

In Florida, the State Senate Republicans ruled that Democrats couldn't say "uterus" on the Senate floor. So all these women had buttons made up that said "Uterus" on a bright pink background.

[pappy]

This controversy has inspired a twitter hashtag, #VaginaMovieLines

Some examples:

Quote:Whatever you do, don't get it wet. And never, ever, feed it after midnight

"Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

Wax on, wax off

Of all the vaginas in the world she had to walk into mine.

Vaaaaaaaaaaaa-a-gina where the wind comes sweeping down the plains!

"Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"

You know how to whistle don't ya? Put your lips together and blow.

"GOOOOOOOD MOOOORNING, VAAAGINAAAA!!!"

A very small sampling, many much much better than the sample I quickly pulled up.

[SeattleGirl]

(06-16-2012 06:21 PM)pappy Wrote:  This controversy has inspired a twitter hashtag, #VaginaMovieLines

Some examples:

Quote:Whatever you do, don't get it wet. And never, ever, feed it after midnight

"Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

Wax on, wax off

Of all the vaginas in the world she had to walk into mine.

Vaaaaaaaaaaaa-a-gina where the wind comes sweeping down the plains!

"Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"

You know how to whistle don't ya? Put your lips together and blow.

"GOOOOOOOD MOOOORNING, VAAAGINAAAA!!!"

A very small sampling, many much much better than the sample I quickly pulled up.

LOL! Those are great!

[sandnsea]

Now's when we need to mail those little crocheted vaginas to this moron in Michigan.

[pappy]

(06-16-2012 07:24 PM)sandnsea Wrote:  Now's when we need to mail those little crocheted vaginas to this moron in Michigan.

Wait...

Crocheted vaginas...

Really....

Have I been living under a rock? Apparently I need to get out more.

[sandnsea]

(06-16-2012 07:50 PM)pappy Wrote:  Wait...

Crocheted vaginas...

Really....

Have I been living under a rock? Apparently I need to get out more.

http://www.happyplace.com/14939/male-con...ed-vaginas

Picking a site called happy place.... oh never mind.

[Dimwitted Fool]

(06-16-2012 09:05 PM)sandnsea Wrote:  http://www.happyplace.com/14939/male-con...ed-vaginas

Picking a site called happy place.... oh never mind.

OK, that's hilarious!



Are any of them large enough to actually be mistaken for a hat? I'd love to see some sorry-assed politican walking around with one of those on.

(And, ummm... I can't help bringing up... You guys who been in the Army or ROTC at a certain time-- remember what we called those caps?)

[Born_A_Truman]

VaginaMovieLines: Nobody puts vajayjay in the corner!!

[Brewman_Jax]

When you thought they couldn't move any farther to the extreme far RW, they do.

[KonaKane]

You want vagina???

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE VAGINA!!

[SeattleGirl]

(06-16-2012 10:07 PM)KonaKane Wrote:  You want vagina???

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE VAGINA!!

[pappy]

(06-16-2012 10:07 PM)KonaKane Wrote:  You want vagina???

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE VAGINA!!

[Born_A_Truman]

I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.



Vagina!!

[Willinois]

I went a little overboard posting #VaginaMovieLines on twitter.
My funniest one is from Pulp Fiction.

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Vagina.

[azmouse]

OMG! You guys crack me up! Did any of those "vagina" movie lines mention Pussy Galore from the James Bond movies?

Funniest thread evah!

[pappy]

(06-17-2012 09:30 AM)azmouse Wrote:   OMG! You guys crack me up! Did any of those "vagina" movie lines mention Pussy Galore from the James Bond movies?

Funniest thread evah!

Too obvious!

[MilesColtrane]

[Treestar]

Goodness. How puritanical. How it it they cannot handle that word?

I remember a guy in a group of girls and we started talking about menstruation. He couldn't stand it.

[azmouse]

(06-17-2012 11:34 AM)Treestar Wrote:  Goodness. How puritanical. How it it they cannot handle that word?

I remember a guy in a group of girls and we started talking about menstruation. He couldn't stand it.

Men get incredibly squeamish whenever lady parts are mentioned.

[KonaKane]

(06-17-2012 11:48 AM)azmouse Wrote:  Men get incredibly squeamish whenever lady parts are mentioned.

Funny considering they spend their adult life trying to get into one.

[SeattleGirl]

(06-17-2012 11:48 AM)azmouse Wrote:  

(06-17-2012 11:34 AM)Treestar Wrote:  Goodness. How puritanical. How it it they cannot handle that word?

I remember a guy in a group of girls and we started talking about menstruation. He couldn't stand it.

Men get incredibly squeamish whenever lady parts are mentioned.

Many men seem to be fine when slang words are used for lady parts, but when the anatomical/medical words are used, they seem to quickly get the vapors.

[Willinois]

Just saw this on facebook.

[pappy]

"Vagina is for lovers!"

[SeattleGirl]

Gimme a V
Gimme an A
Gimme a G
Gimme an I
Gimme an N
Gimma an A

What's that spell? VAGINA!

What's that spell? VAGINA!

What's that spell? VAGINA!!!!!!