A Day of Hateful Prayer Around America: (Rude Pundit)

[There Is No Spoon]

Goddamnit, the Rude Pundit totally missed the National Day o' Prayer yesterday. Why did no one inform him of it? Fuckity von Fuckington, how could he have known? The only mention on the TV that he could find was on Fox "news" program The Five (aka "The Inbred Cousin of The View"), when, at the end, one of the who-the-fuck-cares-who-it-was panelists mentioned it. Otherwise, nada. Radio silence, man.

Oh, now that doesn't meant that around the good ol' U.S. of motherfuckin' A. there wasn't the usual sticky orgy of God-love. When some random preacher says, "You gots to be prayin'," hands are goin' in the air because, really, what the fuck else do people have to believe in anymore?

In Gaston County, North Carolina, with its awesomely named county seat, Gastonia, four dozen prayifyin' peoples gathered at the courthouse, and, just like Jesus would have wanted, they prayed for the passage of Amendment 1, which prevents icky queers in icky love from getting married for forever in North Carolina. As Pastor Kevin Kellough of the trying-too-hard-named Church of the New Testament of the Firstborn put it, "We are ready and equipped as the persons and the sons of God to stand in the gap and make up the hedge, for there is ungodliness trying to redefine marriage." By the way, you gotta love "persons and sons of God." It's like Pastor Kevin forgot about women. Make of that what you will.

In Coshocton, Ohio, about 200 people got out in the steamy spring to get their pray on. Carol Lawrence, co-pastor of Shepherd's Christian Assembly (Who the fuck comes up with these names? It's like they roll dice with Jesus-sounding words on 'em and whatever random combination comes up, they use it) said, "Our country was based on Christian values, no matter what anybody says." And then her next sentence really was "It was founded with religious freedom." And then two sentences later, she really said, "I'm glad our leaders here in Coshocton will participate and are accepting of Christian beliefs in our community." Yes, the oppressed Christians of Coschocton finally got some recognition. The 50 churches for 11,000 people certainly operate underground for fear of Obama's Muslim stormtroopers coming in to squash it and paste beards on the men and staple veils on the women.

... http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2012/05/d...erica.html



I swear, many of the most awful religious bigots are the dumbest half-wits you'd ever meet. I guess these people who can't do anything else right are at least good at lying and deceiving people with their hate-filled agenda.

[KonaKane]

Some people give a bad name to prayer. What can I say.

[There Is No Spoon]

Speaking of hate-filled religious-speak, this has to be the best response to the homophobic racist Laura Schlesinger ever:

[SeattleGirl]

(05-06-2012 10:49 PM)There Is No Spoon Wrote:  Speaking of hate-filled religious-speak, this has to be the best response to the homophobic racist Laura Schlesinger ever:

Bravo to the person who wrote that!!

[jaxx]

the trying-too-hard-named Church of the New Testament of the Firstborn

[KonaKane]

There is a reason she ended up looking like this -

[There Is No Spoon]

(05-07-2012 01:35 PM)KonaKane Wrote:  There is a reason she ended up looking like this -

Why couldn't she just stick to what she was good at?





Damned hypocrite she is.

[KonaKane]

Yeah, straight up example of them awesome conservative republican values.

[azmouse]

After looking at those pics I have only one question... Who's got the brain bleach?