Meet Ted Nugent, Mitt Romney Supporter and Friend

[PoliticalTiger]

**Ted Nugent, "Patroit"

On how he avoided the Vietnam draft: "I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up. See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ‘em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss....So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn’t believe the smell. They were ridiculin’ me and pushin’ me around and I was cryin’, but all the time I was laughin’ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, “Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!” Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat."

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**Ted Nugent, "Family Values"

He has had two wives and has eight children, including three out of wedlock in two liaisons almost 30 years apart.

While still married to his first wife, he had a sexual relationship with a minor. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined the girl’s parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian to avoid statutory charges.

Cheated on wife Shemane Nugent in 1995 with Karen Gutowski who he fathered a child with. Nugent acknowledged that he is the father and paid "minimal" support but has never met the boy. In June, 2005 he was court ordered to pay $3,500 monthly in child support and the mother was granted sole custody of the child.

Courtney Love claims she gave Nugent a blowjob when she was 12 years old.

In a 1998 episode of VH1’s Behind The Music, Ted Nugent admitted to being a serial pedophile.

In his book Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto, he writes "Kids who are raised by single parents are much more likely to get involved in drugs, drop out of school, have sex at an early age, and get involved in crime. . . . This is what the black studs who impregnate our young women must want because they are absent in the lives of their offspring. . . . The greatest threat to our communities is the lack of sexual values in both our young men and women." He also he advocates for a return to the draft.

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**Ted Nugent, "Law & Order"

Arrested in 1993 for violating local fire codes, Cincinnati, Ohio.

Ted Nugent has forked over $75,000 ... paying the price for shooting off his mouth ... Interviewed in late '92 on WRIF-FM ... he referred to Heidi Prescott (of The Fund for Animals) as a 'worthless whore' and a 'shallow slut' and suggested 'Who needs to club a seal, when you could club Heidi?' -Detroit Free Press , April 5, 1995

Was detained by police after Nugent spat on, threatened, and physically assaulted several animal rights activists protesting the sale of fur at Neiman Marcus in Union Square in San Francisco, July 30, 2000.

Plead no contest on August 13, 2010 to illegally baiting a deer, and failing to have a deer tag signed by a government official. He was fined $1,750 by the court and is banned from hunting in California until June 2012.

Plead guilty in April 2012 to illegally taking a bear after shooting one earlier at a bait station. He will be fined $10,000, banned from hunting in Alaska and on Federal land for one year and must complete two years on federal probation.

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**Ted Nugent, In His Own Words:

"She makes sense when she talks, she says all the right things, she’s sincere, she’s knowledgeable , she’s articulate, she’s damn good-looking, plus she kills moose." -Ted Nugent on Sarah Palin

“You probably can’t use the term ‘toxic cunt’ in your magazine, but that’s what she is. Her very existence insults the spirit of individualism in this country. This bitch is nothing but a two-bit whore for Fidel Castro.” -Ted Nugent, Westword Newspaper, Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994

“Obama, he’s a piece of shit, and I told him to suck on my machine gun…Hey Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch!" -Ted Nugent

"[Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm] is not doing an ugly job, but as the perfect woman, she is scrotumless" -Ted Nugent

"Yeah they love me [in Japan] – they’re still assholes. These people they don’t know what life is. I don’t have a following, they need me; they don’t like me they need me. Foreigners are assholes; foreigners are scum; I don’t like ‘em; I don’t want ‘em in this country; I don’t want ‘em selling me doughnuts; I don’t want ‘em pumping my gas; I don’t want ‘em downwind of my life-OK? So anyhow-and I’m dead serious.” -Ted Nugent, November 19, 1992, WRIF-FM, Detroit

“My being there (South Africa) isn’t going to affect any political structure. Besides, apartheid isn’t that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.” Detroit Free Press Magazine, July 15, 1990

“The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man…They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands. And when I kill an antelope for ‘em, their preference is the gut pile. That’s what they fucking want to eat, the intestines. These are different people. You give them toothpaste, they fucking eat it.” Detroit Free Press Magazine, July 15, 1990

"If you're poor, you can't have a dog! You start by eating the fucking pets!" -Ted Nugent, 2006

“What’s a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn’t get it often enough?“ -Ted Nugent,

"Anybody that doesn't think it is better to blow someones brains out than to be raped, deserves to be raped! If you don't think your life is worth it then please go out there, don't wear any underpants and get RAPED!! Cuz you deserve it!" - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 23, 1991

In order to defeat liberals on the political-ideology battlefield, conservatives must be clear in purpose and then get after it by targeting (yes, I said targeting) and attacking Democratic nostrums that have weakened America. Expose, isolate and eliminate liberals and their fuzzy-headed policies." -Ted Nugent, after The Tucson Shooting where Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was shot, Washington Times, 1/13/11

"I got to tell you, guys that have sex with each others' anals cavities - how can we offend guys that have anal sex? Don't you think that might offend some of us who think that's despicable?" -Ted Nugent, Hannity and Colmes, 2000

"If the NBA had any true gay convictions, the NBA should host a Homosexual Night. During halftime, the homosexuals could come down on the court, hold hands and prance around the court to music by the Village People. The NBA could then give each homosexual a pink basketball as a symbol of solidarity....Homosexuals are a protected class in America. If you think what happened to Mr. Bryant was a travesty, just wait until you see what homosexuals in the military do when they claim they have been mistreated because of their sexual orientation." -Ted Nugent, in response to the NBA for fining Kobe Bryant for using a gay slur, April, 2011

'I’ll suck your fucking dick!” -Ted Nugent to CBS’ This Morning’s Jeff Glor, 5/4/12

[jaxx]

The man is a real asshole.

[Drunken Irishman]

Such a classy guy. Romney must be proud.

[SeattleGirl]

I feel sick after reading this.

[azmouse]

He just oozes charm, doesn't he?