Take Five (Mooks'n'Mamalukes edition)
04-26-2012, 06:04 PM
Take Five (Mooks'n'Mamalukes edition)
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ONE: Say It Ain't Joe
Joe Arpaio has had one hell of a run. Twenty years as sheriff of a county now comprising 3.8 million people is no mean achievement, especially if said sheriff has a propensity to bend, bludgeon or break the law routinely.
It would be foolish to assume that his run is necessarily over, no matter how things seem to be unfolding for Arpaio, but I'm pleased to see that things seem to be unfolding rather badly for him. As buzzards circle over Maricopa County, John Dougherty (who has covered the sheriff from the beginning) notes that Arpaio is running out of friends:
The latest Arpaio political supporter to fall is former Maricopa County attorney Andrew Thomas, who was disbarred April 10 for engaging in unethical conduct to intimidate and smear his and Arpaio’s political adversaries…The Thomas disbarment, in particular, should make Arpaio sweat, since the Arizona Supreme Court disciplinary panel:
… said there was enough evidence to prove “beyond a reasonable doubt” that the sheriff and three of his closest allies participated in what the panel believes was federal crime in December 2009.Uh-oh. What with the campaign finance probe, an ongoing DOJ investigation into possible civil rights violations, and speculation mounting that a three-year grand jury investigation into abuse of power allegations will soon result in criminal charges, it's tempting to think Arpaio might be stopped before he can win a sixth term this fall. Which would be terrific, not least because Arpaio's buddies over at WND would surely gnash their teeth and rend their garments in hilarious fashion were old Joe to be brought down. Until or unless that happens, WND frantically continues to lobby Congress to follow the lead of Arpaio's cold case posse:
PETITION DEMANDING THAT CONGRESS OPEN AN INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION OF BARACK OBAMA’S CONSTITUTIONAL ELIGIBILITY TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT, IN LIGHT OF THE FIRST OFFICIAL LAW ENFORCEMENT PROBE INTO THE MATTER DISCOVERING “PROBABLE CAUSE” THAT BOTH OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND SELECTIVE SERVICE REGISTRATION FORM ARE FORGERIES.WND claims that 47,321 people have already signed the petition. It seems that the way to a birther's heart is through the caps lock key.
Every stinking time God turns around, some politician is invoking Him or justifying an ill-chosen career by blaming its every detail on poor old omnipresent God.
"God says vote for me."
"God told me to support all that bad legislation."
"God told me to run again and act like all that bad legislation I supported is something to be proud of."
"God says vote for me again."
As if to demonstrate his political bona fides, first-time Congressional candidate Samuel Wurzelbacher – AKA Joe the Plumber – doesn't think God is on his side, he knows it. Just like he knows a bunch of other things that are also false:
Obama’s ideology is un-American, I say that every day, and I won’t shut up about it.Obviously he won't.
His views are socialist. He’s been hanging around with them for a very long time. It’s connecting the dots, it’s very simple. It’s not conspiracy theory, it’s not a bunch of hoopla, it’s real. And people have to call it out, and not be afraid of the media slapping them down. I won’t be.Hey, God – may I call You God? – if You're really on Samuel Wurzelbacher's side, as he claims You are, could You please inspire him to pick up a book and learn something about socialism? Or plumbing?
THREE: No True Hairpiece
When Donald Trump and his entourage swept into the Scottish Parliament yesterday morning, a stiff breeze barrelled down from the Edinburgh crags and threatened to lift the famously thin but coiffured locks from the American entrepreneur's head.America's bilious billionaire blowhard was at Holyrood to renew his threats to take his marbles and go home if Scotland doesn't cancel a proposed wind farm adjacent to Trump's Aberdeenshire golf course. Trump had planned to add a resort hotel and luxury housing to the course, which is slated to open in July, but maintains that he will cancel the expansions if the 11-turbine renewable energy project goes ahead. His testimony before the Economy, Energy and Tourism Committee was, let's say, quintessentially Trumpian:
At one point he was challenged to provide evidence that building thousands more wind farms would destroy Scottish tourism. “I am the evidence,” he bluntly retorted. “I am considered a world-class expert in tourism.”Trump accused former First Minister Alex Salmond of misleading him during a 2007 dinner meeting in New York:
Mr Trump said the First Minister had “scoffed” at the idea the offshore wind farm would get planning approval, citing the Ministry of Defence’s concerns about its effect on radar and it blocking shipping lanes…After leaving Holyrood, Trump did what Trump does best. He strutted:
As he strolled out, smirking in pleasure and waving, anti-wind activists hailed his support and his enemies hurled abuse. Police officers rushed into the crowd and surrounded Trump in a protective cordon as the property baron tried to touch hands with admirers crushed behind a crowd barrier.What a pity that Scotland can't relocate the wind farm over Trump's mouth. Renewable energy just doesn't get more renewable than that.
FOUR: U might think abt putting down ur stpd iPhone n doing ur fkng job Chuck
Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley, who turns 80 next year, is an enthusiastic (if maladroit) twit. He spends more time on Twitter than he ever has crafting good policy, though in fairness, the 140-character limit does seem ideally suited to the depth of Grassley's intellect.
In another sign that Grassley is trying to redefine himself as a "hep cat," suddenly he's all, like, totally into this consumer boycott thing. Grassley's mad because Coca-Cola, facing a – wait for it – boycott advocated by Color of Change, yanked its financial support for the American Legislative Exchange Council. ALEC, the tawdry conservative cabal responsible for regressive paint-by-numbers legislation shoved through various Republican-controlled state houses, has lost Coca-Cola, Yum! Brands, Kraft, Wendy's, McDonald's, Procter & Gamble and other benefactors since the beginning of the month.
Hey, keep that up, you corporate cowards, and Chuck Grassley might just go all boycott on your sorry asses:
U might think abt not drinking Coca Cola since company sucombed to pressure fr Leftist not to support ALECFIVE: Moving Wisconsin Forward
Ben Sparks, communications director for the Republican Part of Wisconsin, appeared in Take Five two weeks ago, partly on the basis of his claim that Scott Walker has "a bold record of moving Wisconsin forward." Forward towards the edge of an abyss, as it happens:
Wisconsin saw the largest percentage decrease in employment in the nation during the 12 months ending in March, a new report by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics said.I don't wish more misery on Wisconsin, but I do hope that six more jobs – those of Walker and the other five recalled Republicans – are lost on June 5.
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