New Poll Reveals Americans Are Tired Of Useless Polls

[azmouse]

For anyone not familiar with Free Wood Post, this is satire... but it's soooo close to the truth!

Quote:According to a new poll put out by the National Association of Polling and Polls Interested in Nothing Generally (NAPPING) it appears that many Americans are tired of varying useless polls being asked of them or thrust upon them daily.

The question asked in the poll was, “Do polls tell you anything you didn’t already know?” Results showed that 89% of the people asked do not think polls tell them anything they didn’t already know and 11% find polls useful.

The data being collected from most polls shows that people have opinions, and it would seem that some people agree and some people don’t. Sometimes people even change their minds and a new poll is needed to record the new data.

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/04/23/n...ess-polls/

[jaxx]

I say let's poll the pollsters. They deserve every push question we can come up with.

[SeattleGirl]

(04-23-2012 08:31 PM)jaxx Wrote:  I say let's poll the pollsters. They deserve every push question we can come up with.

I love that idea, jaxx! Here's a few questions we could ask them:

1. Do you still beat your wife?

2. If I told you that the owner of your firm has a secret harem, would you be more or less likely to stay in your job?

3. If you knew that the totally and completely untrue rumor you just based your most recent poll on WAS totally and completely untrue, would you still do polls in the future using other totally and completely untrue rumors (that you passed off as fact)?

4. Are you paid more for push-polling?

5. Can you swear on your life that you can look yourself straight in the eye in a mirror and not feel even slightly slimy for asking the kinds of questions you ask in your polls?

[jaxx]

Those would do the trick SG.

[SeattleGirl]

(04-23-2012 09:06 PM)jaxx Wrote:  Those would do the trick SG.

Hehe!