SelfShitting Ted caught poaching Alaskan black bear

[KonaKane]

In yet another stunning example of GOP inspired respect for nature and the law, our favorite self-shitting, has-been rock star is back in trouble. He was caught poaching an Alaskan black bear and trying to illegally transport it across state lines.

http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/break...=148384285

After paying a $10,000 fine and promise not to hunt in the Alaskan territory for at least one year, he has to do a PSA on the importance of adhering to anti-poaching and conservancy laws.

How many people will see this PSA without the incredibly urge to vomit?

[There Is No Spoon]

I wish I could hire a special bear to sneak up on him and maul him beyond recognition. Yeah, I know I'm being sucked into his hate by saying this, and I don't care.

[azmouse]

(04-21-2012 04:24 PM)There Is No Spoon Wrote:  I wish I could hire a special bear to sneak up on him and maul him beyond recognition. Yeah, I know I'm being sucked into his hate by saying this, and I don't care.

If he caught a glimpse of that bear sneaking up on him, Ol' Ted's trousers would look similar to the ones he used to get out of serving in Viet Nam.

[jaxx]

The ongoing saga of Nugent who thinks he can say and do anything he wants and get by with it. $10k isn't much to him, but it doesn't look good for Willard who went after that endorsement.