Rick Santorum just launched...WHAT??

[KonaKane]

OK, I'll let the story speak for itself as I clean off my monitor....

You Can’t Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M.

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Despite being exposed to myriad odd stories, one of the biggest, most common, and frothiest contributors to our “WTF” stories is none other than Rick Santorum. The man has done so many WTF-worthy things that I’m starting to think he’s going out of his way to make everyone think he’s a nutjob. His newest campaign move is no different.

Mr. Frothy-Mix recently launched a new campaign… thing (strategy, move, misstep, blunder, horror, etc). And, much like his last name, the title of this “measure” is just incredibly unfortunate.

It’s called Conservatives Unite Moneybomb. Literally C.U.M. I mean really. Like… what? In an effort to avoid giving Santorum’s site any traffic (especially from a place like Unicorn Booty), I’ve pasted a picture of Operation Manjuice for your viewing pleasure.



I’m not even entirely sure what a “moneybomb” is, but it’s strikingly close to “money shot,” so I suppose the name is fitting. What’s even more funny is that, after getting Tweeted all over the Internet in what must have been a flurry of “I can’t believe this actually exists” couple of days, the site has been removed from Santorum’s website. I waded through a Santorum-rich nightmare trying to find any link at all to this page, or any stories about it, and got nothing.

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http://unicornbooty.com/blog/2012/01/23/...hes-c-u-m/

[SeattleGirl]

The man is obsessed with sex......

[jaxx]

Or just plain obsessed. I betcha his cohorts got a chuckle out of the C.U.M. page before they had to trash it. LOL

[KonaKane]

(02-25-2012 09:44 PM)jaxx Wrote:  Or just plain obsessed. I betcha his cohorts got a chuckle out of the C.U.M. page before they had to trash it. LOL

As did the rest of the internet, apparently.

[pappy]

Now that is funny. Are we sure this isn't from "The Onion"?

[There Is No Spoon]

His next fundraising effort is rumored to be:

Joint Interactive Super Moneybomb or J.I.S.M.

[KonaKane]

(02-26-2012 09:12 AM)There Is No Spoon Wrote:  His next fundraising effort is rumored to be:

Joint Interactive Super Moneybomb or J.I.S.M.

That one's even better!

[azmouse]

Don'tcha wonder if anyone on Santorum's staff has ever Googled his name?

[There Is No Spoon]

Another fundraiser Santorum will be implementing:

Santorum's Extreme Moneybomb, Extra Napalm

or S.E.M.E.N.

[Born_A_Truman]

Speechless.