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12-18-2011, 10:26 PM
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
(12-18-2011 10:21 PM)jaxx Wrote: Yes, dead. Son #3 to be his successor. So they say.
Hopefully he's not a giant anus like his dad was.
Confirmed, Fox "news" makes you stupid
The ones you are noticing are more terrified than anything else. They are lashing out because they are comfortable; and to acknowledge what is happening is a threat to that comfort. Ignore them, for they are not the voices that will rise in the coming days, months and years. They are not the voices of our collected humanity. They are the old voices of fear and impotence. - Anonymous
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12-18-2011, 10:36 PM
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RoyGBiv
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
(12-18-2011 10:26 PM)There Is No Spoon Wrote: (12-18-2011 10:21 PM)jaxx Wrote: Yes, dead. Son #3 to be his successor. So they say.
Hopefully he's not a giant anus like his dad was.
Not only is he a giant anus, he's a giant anus holding in a fresh supply of noxious fumes.
(Actually, I of course have no idea. With how closed off NK is, it is difficult to know anything about anyone until they are pushed into the limelight.)
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” -- Dorothy Parker
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12-18-2011, 10:40 PM
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
(12-18-2011 10:29 PM)jaxx Wrote: mitchellreports Andrea Mitchell
Perhaps the only thing President Obama has in common with NK's new leader Kim Jong Un (father's 3rd son) is they both love basketball
Well, that's something to start with.
Well, if he is as tall as his father was I'm pretty sure Obama ould win any friendly pick up game...probaly not good diplomacy though.
There is no purity in the glory of commercialized patriotism, it's drenched in the filth of their deceit
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12-18-2011, 10:49 PM
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RoyGBiv
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
(12-18-2011 10:40 PM)Robconoclast Wrote: Well, if he is as tall as his father was I'm pretty sure Obama ould win any friendly pick up game...probaly not good diplomacy though.
Especially if the pick up game involves picking him up and throwing him through the basket.
...yeah, there's a reason I could never be in politics.
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” -- Dorothy Parker
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12-18-2011, 10:55 PM
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
Be funny - Obama could stuff his shit so bad that he could catch his shot with one hand and throw the ball all the way into South Korea. Then he could get up in his grill and say "now whatcha gonna do, biotche". 
Confirmed, Fox "news" makes you stupid
The ones you are noticing are more terrified than anything else. They are lashing out because they are comfortable; and to acknowledge what is happening is a threat to that comfort. Ignore them, for they are not the voices that will rise in the coming days, months and years. They are not the voices of our collected humanity. They are the old voices of fear and impotence. - Anonymous
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12-18-2011, 11:43 PM
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RoyGBiv
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
(12-18-2011 11:41 PM)jaxx Wrote: Here we go, the pubs making stupid statements....this dumbfuck is an IL senator.
SenatorKirk Mark Kirk
Death of #NorthKorean dictator should prompt the #WhiteHouse to support our allies in South Korea. US troops there would help calm things
34 minutes ago
We do have troops there!
Oh for pity's sake.
I think I want to renew my demand that people who run for Congress are forced to pass a test on history, politics, and current events before they're even allowed to put their names on the ballot.
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” -- Dorothy Parker
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12-19-2011, 10:36 AM
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
(12-18-2011 11:41 PM)jaxx Wrote: Here we go, the pubs making stupid statements....this dumbfuck is an IL senator.
SenatorKirk Mark Kirk
Death of #NorthKorean dictator should prompt the #WhiteHouse to support our allies in South Korea. US troops there would help calm things
34 minutes ago
We do have troops there!
UGH...my senator 
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12-19-2011, 02:17 PM
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
(12-19-2011 12:16 PM)jaxx Wrote: (12-19-2011 10:36 AM)SemiCharmedQuark Wrote: UGH...my senator
Mine too, but I only claim Durbin. 
Alexi got my vote but he did an awful job campaigning. Plus the Kirk/Alexi difference was not as clear to many voters as Quinn v that nutjob Brady
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12-18-2011, 11:57 PM
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jaxx
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'Young general' seen poised to take over N. Korea dynasty
'Young general' seen poised to take over N. Korea dynasty
Little is known about Kim Jong-un, not even his age
updated 2 hours 47 minutes ago
SEOUL, South Korea — Young and inexperienced, Kim Jong-un is seen as poised to take over North Korea with the death of his father and extend the Kim dynasty's rule over the reclusive state for a third generation.
Not much is known about the younger Kim, not even his age, though his father, Kim Jong-il, and his autocratic regime had begun making preparations for the son's transition to power.
Thought to be aged around 27, Kim Jong-un Had already been made a four-star general and occupied a prominent political post when he was reported to have made an important diplomatic visit to neighboring China in May this year.
<..> Educated in Switzerland, he is thought to speak English and German, and bears a striking resemblance to his grandfather, the North's founder, Kim Il-sung.
Pic at link> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45719296/ns/...u7ORyNWrs8
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The GOP conspiracies
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12-19-2011, 01:26 AM
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
Wait, how can a sitting senator not know we have troops stationed in the area?
What a fucking idiot.
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12-19-2011, 11:46 AM
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
From The Borowitz Report:
December 19, 2011
Trump to Run for President of North Korea
Promises Continuity of Leadership
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report) – Within hours of the death of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il, real estate mogul Donald Trump roiled the political situation in that Stalinist country by announcing that he would run for its presidency.
“Kim Jong-Il ruled North Korea as the egomaniacal leader of a personality cult,” Mr. Trump told reporters en route to Pyongyang. “I can offer continuity of leadership.”
But Mr. Trump’s bid may be complicated by reports that, despite his death, the mercurial Kim plans to remain in power until 2024.
“He intended to rule North Korea until 2028,” said one North Korean government source. “His death moves up that timetable a bit.”
In Pyongyang, North Koreans officially marked the death of Kim by having their first meal in thirty years.
Officials said that in accordance with the dictator’s wishes, Kim will be strapped to a nuclear weapon and buried in South Korea.
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The universe tends to unfold as it should.
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12-19-2011, 05:05 PM
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RE: Kim Jong Il dead ?
(12-19-2011 11:46 AM)azmouse Wrote: From The Borowitz Report:
December 19, 2011
Trump to Run for President of North Korea
Promises Continuity of Leadership
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report) – Within hours of the death of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il, real estate mogul Donald Trump roiled the political situation in that Stalinist country by announcing that he would run for its presidency.
“Kim Jong-Il ruled North Korea as the egomaniacal leader of a personality cult,” Mr. Trump told reporters en route to Pyongyang. “I can offer continuity of leadership.”
But Mr. Trump’s bid may be complicated by reports that, despite his death, the mercurial Kim plans to remain in power until 2024.
“He intended to rule North Korea until 2028,” said one North Korean government source. “His death moves up that timetable a bit.”
In Pyongyang, North Koreans officially marked the death of Kim by having their first meal in thirty years.
Officials said that in accordance with the dictator’s wishes, Kim will be strapped to a nuclear weapon and buried in South Korea.
Stealing!!! 
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12-19-2011, 12:21 PM
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Kim Jong Doornail
Confirmed, Fox "news" makes you stupid
The ones you are noticing are more terrified than anything else. They are lashing out because they are comfortable; and to acknowledge what is happening is a threat to that comfort. Ignore them, for they are not the voices that will rise in the coming days, months and years. They are not the voices of our collected humanity. They are the old voices of fear and impotence. - Anonymous
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