Conservative Rap Group ‘The Young Cons’ White, Terrible At Rapping

[SemiCharmedQuark]

Via Wonkette:

Quote:If you guys didn’t hear, Democrats tax everything! Thankfully these very adept rapping fellows from the world-famous ghetto Dartmouth are here to explain this, make a number of strained pop-culture references, and give shout-outs to some of their favorite Bible verses. And you’d never believe it, but all of the Fox News personalities love them!

“God loves the poor, but so does Big Government.” Whoops! “I wish for a passion so strong I uproar / That my child bares a dream, be an entrepreneur.” Oh man, we’re uproaring so hard on these small-businesses rhymes up in heres, shortsies!

Glenn Beck’s website is working again, and it has a review:

Quote:If you’re not familiar with “The Young Cons,” then let me introduce you to them. Josh Riddle and David Rufful are seniors at Dartmouth College, where they spend their free time playing basketball, attending classes, and–rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ. Their unique [YES!] brand of rap music has been noticed by the likes of Megyn Kelly, USA Today, Fox News, Mark Steyn, Mike Huckabee, and the list goes on.

http://wonkette.com/442406/conservative-...ore-442406

[Brewman_Jax]

They just can't contain their hypocrisy, can they? They have no problem imitating music from "those people" that they wouldn't want for neighbors, they believe don't deserve services for the taxes they pay, and wish that they (and a whole lot of "those people") would just disappear--except their best friend who's black, of course. I doubt any of them could name a current rapper.

You can't make this up.

[JeffR]

That's 2 minutes and 39 seconds of the worst crap I've ever heard. I have a feeling these jerks will be hugely popular with... um... uh... let's see... um... well, Glenn Beck.

[Robconoclast]

(04-06-2011 04:49 PM)JeffR Wrote:  That's 2 minutes and 39 seconds of the worst crap I've ever heard. I have a feeling these jerks will be hugely popular with... um... uh... let's see... um... well, Glenn Beck.

Dropping beats like Fox News dropping Beck.

[Julie]

Wow. Those guys are so "street"!! Look like they're from the mean streets of Traverse City or Grosse Pointe. lolz

Julie

[Peadar O Suileabhain]

Nothing good ever came of putting "rap" and "New Hampshire" in the same discussion.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

(04-06-2011 06:44 PM)Peadar O Suileabhain Wrote:  Nothing good ever came of putting "rap" and "New Hampshire" in the same discussion.

But Megyn Kelly says they're totally chill!

[Cha]

They're freaking hypocrites if they use Jesus Christ to further their lying agenda but at least they got the "Con" part right.

[KonaKane]

Even Jesus Christ would smack these twerps upside their coddled heads.