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Slouching Towards Tampa (Veep Doo-doo edition) - JeffR - 04-29-2012 11:36 AM
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Republicans have rushed to embrace the distraction of possible running mates for Mitt Romney, probably because it beats sitting around lamenting that their nominee is going to be Mitt Romney. The good news for the GOP is there's no shortage of potential names; the bad news is that all of them are wretched.
Speaking of wretched, Senator John McCain was recently asked by CBS if he had any bright ideas for VP. "I think it should be Sarah Palin," he said, and then he giggled like a schoolboy on nitrous oxide. Make of that what you will.
There's no question that Palin still has a solid core of support among a certain type of no-information Republican voter. The party powers-that-be, however, might have reason to feel differently:
At the website for… Sarah PAC, donors are assured that funds they give to the PAC will be “dedicated to building America’s future by supporting fresh ideas and candidates who share our vision for reform and innovation.” According to Politico, however, those funds are currently doing nothing of the sort.And if Palin's "ask not what you can do for your party" approach isn't off-putting enough to the Republican establishment, there's also the fact that she hasn't come up with any new material in four years. In an interview with Sean Hannity about Hilary Rosen's completely justified characterization of Ann Romney, for example, Palin's contribution to the "nontroversy" was the same old same old:
“The comments that Hillary Rosen made today certainly have awakened many mama grizzlies across the nation,” the former Alaska governor asserted.Mama grizzlies, Governor? Really? Palin won't say one way or the other whether she's interested in being a two-time failed VP candidate, but she did toss out an intriguing name in a March interview on Fox News:
“You know who I’d like to see… Colonel Allen West. Colonel Allen West, who’s been to the school of hard knocks, he should be the one who should be considered seriously for VP."Why, yes, he should be, by any party determined to lose 50 states this November. Yet Palin's not the only one who thinks West's jib is sufficiently well cut to take up residence at the Naval Observatory. Nikki Haley, who has herself been mentioned as a possible Romney running mate, echoed Palin, albeit a little tepidly:
South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, a top surrogate for GOP front-runner Mitt Romney, suggested Wednesday night that controversial Tea Party freshman Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) could be a "good" choice as the party's vice presidential nominee.And if the Palin and Haley endorsements aren't enough to persuade the Republicans to go West, maybe that of novelty presidential candidate and serial philanderer Herman Cain will:
“Colonel Allen West out of Florida. Here’s why. He is well-spoken, he is direct, people in Florida love him, he has a huge following. He is from Florida. Florida is going to be one of those key states… But more importantly, Colonel Allen West is a dedicated patriot. He served in the military, and he is willing to serve his country some more.”And a vice president isn't subject to Article 15 proceedings, which is a huge plus, but if Romney wants to tap West as his running mate, he might need a time machine. The Congressman was most recently spotted hanging out in the year 1954:
… at a town-hall event in Palm Beach, he told supporters that he has "heard" that up to 81 Democrats are, in fact, communists, the Palm Beach Post reports.Some days later, West proffered more implausible specifics:
I think that if you would take the time to study the political spectrum of ideologies, you’d understand that at the turn of the [20th] century, American Communists renamed themselves as progressives. If you study the Woodrow Wilson administration, people referred to the Woodrow Wilson administration as a progressive administration…I'm starting to think Palin, Haley and Cain are onto something here. That's certainly one of the most forthright, unequivocal attacks on social and economic justice I've ever seen. Sadly, this courageous asininity landed West in hot water with another bunch of America-hating Bolsheviks:
Whatever ideological differences members of the NAACP might have with U.S. Rep. Allen West, the local chapter was willing to put them aside for one nonpolitical night.Fortunately, if the godless Commies succeed in taking Allen West down, Herman Cain hinted at a back-up plan:
Former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain said Wednesday he would be willing to consider becoming the vice presidential nominee.Nothing much is for Herman Cain recently:
Signing up for Herman Cain's "Revolution on the Hill" was easy. There were ads at the top of plenty of conservative news sites. The registration for three events -- a Sunday reception, Monday morning seminar, and Monday afternoon rally -- was free, and included a boxed lunch. Cainiacs had a full hour to get between the Virginia hotel where the seminar would be held and the Capitol lawn where they'd listen to speeches and music. Six free buses were available to move them…All that and a free boxed lunch? Sweet! So how did the rally turn out?
Only 283 people signed up for the indoor seminars, and only 620 signed up for the rally… less than half of the first number honored their Eventbrite pledges; only a little more than one-third of the rally-goers actually showed up.Oh, bother. Is there nobody out there who can energize the Republican ticket with youthful vigor and solid conservative credentials? Say, what about that young go-getter, Marco Rubio? Over to you, Jeb Bush:
“Well I can’t speak for Gov. Romney, and I can’t speak for Sen. Rubio, but if I was on both sides of that conversation I would ask — and I would hope that Marco would accept,” Bush said. “There’s a lot of things in between that may not make that happen, but I am a great admirer of Mitt Romney’s and I’m a huge fan of Marco Rubio’s, and I think the combination would be extraordinary.”Well, that's that, then. What could possibly go wrong? Oh, wait:
The Senate campaign of Florida Republican Marco Rubio has agreed to pay an $8,000 fine for accepting slightly more than $210,000 in improper contributions…Extraordinary.
RE: Slouching Towards Tampa (Veep Doo-doo edition) - jaxx - 04-29-2012 11:55 AM
Sarah Palin promoting Allen West for VP, she always has palled around with the haters. And Nikki Haley chimes in because she's in hot water and knows she's got to suck up to Sister Sarah. Jeb thinks Rubio is the savior of the Romney ticket....never mind the unethical money stuff, he's Cuban. Though the Hispanic vote doesn't like the special privileges afforded to the Cubans, nobody is throwing them out of the country!
That Mama Grizzlies phrasing was stupid in 2008 and it's stupider this year. Nothing says barefoot and pregnant louder.
Loved this Slouching Towards Tampa Jeff. And next time Newt will have the red circle over his face, as he is is slated to suspend on Wed. in DC.